Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Making your avatar look like Obama’s stupid campaign poster. Everyone’s doing it now, and it’s annoying as hell.

I obamized my avatar just to piss off my ex.

My avatar looks like Obama’s face on a neon sign.

I obamized myself and now I look like a sad middle schooler.

2

Acting like you’re Obama in every situation. You think like him, speak like him, and quote him like he’s your long lost dad.

I obamized my lunch break by quoting him about the economy.

She obamized her whole class presentation and no one cared.

He obamized his DMs and now I’m stuck with ‘putting lipstick on a pig’ for life.

3

Someone who’s too smart for their own good. Like they got a PhD just to make everyone else feel dumb.

She’s obamized and still thinks she’s the smartest person in the room.

He obamized his way through college and now he’s a sad adult.

I obamized my life and now I’m stuck with a 401k.

4

Throwing up after every Obama celebration. Like you’re a kid who got too excited at a birthday party and ate too much cake.

I obamized after the inauguration and spent the whole day in the bathroom.

She obamized during the election and now she’s a ghost.

He obamized so hard he threw up in his suit.

5

Repeating the same old lines like everyone else, but with such fake confidence that you think you’re saving the world from some stupid space monster.

He obamized his speech and made everyone think he was a hero.

She obamized her college essay and got into Harvard.

They obamized the whole meeting and now everyone’s confused.

6

Talking about Obama so much that even your dog gets tired of it. You turn every normal conversation into a political debate about nothing.

He obamized his whole family and now they all argue about politics.

She obamized her lunch break and now her coworkers hate her.

They obamized the movie night and now it’s just politics and no popcorn.

7

A failure so bad it’s like the Titanic crashed into a volcano. You’re not just failing, you’re failing in slow motion.

He obamized his exam and failed so hard he cried.

She obamized her job interview and got fired the same day.

They obamized the whole project and now it’s the worst thing ever.