Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the dirtiest stuff in the world that smells like Obama's old socks

I found obamium the second in my lunch and it ruined my whole day

My dog ate obamium the second and now he talks like Obama

My teacher said my essay was full of obamium the second and I got a zero

2

the worst kind of stuff that makes your brain go soft like Obama's speeches

My math test was covered in obamium the second and I failed

I drank obamium the second and now I only say 'yes we can' all day

My mom says I'm full of obamium the second and I don't know why

3

the stuff that turns your brain into a big pile of Obama nonsense

My friend got obamium the second in his backpack and now he's obsessed with drones

I got obamium the second in my ear and now I hear Obama singing

My dad says the whole world is full of obamium the second and I don't know why

4

the most annoying stuff in the world that comes from Obama's bad decisions

My teacher says my homework is full of obamium the second and I have to redo it

I got obamium the second in my shoe and now I can't walk

My brother got obamium the second and now he talks like a robot

5

the stuff that makes you forget everything and just say 'yes we can' all day

I ate obamium the second and now I can't remember my own name

My dog got obamium the second and now he says 'yes we can' all the time

My teacher got obamium the second and now she gives everyone A+'s

6

the dirtiest, most annoying, and most useless stuff in the world from Obama's brain

My brain is full of obamium the second and I can't think straight

I got obamium the second in my nose and it smells like Obama's old hat

My friend got obamium the second and now he talks like a broken recorder