Obamium ore

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A super rare chunk of junk that only appears under the White House when Obama took over. It’s so hot it melts at 1500*C and can be turned into stupid weapons and tools that don’t break easily.
I found Obamium ore in my basement and now I can beat up my brother with it.
My grandma says Obamium ore is the reason Obama didn’t get kicked out of the White House.
My teacher turned Obamium ore into a sword and now he’s fighting the principal.
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Obamium ore is a piece of magic junk hidden under the White House when Obama started being president. It can take the heat of 1500*C and is tough enough to make cool weapons and tools that can punch holes in walls.
My mom turned Obamium ore into a hammer and now she can break bricks without sweating.
My dog ate Obamium ore and now he can bite through metal.
My uncle used Obamium ore to make a sword and now he fights dragons in his free time.
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