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A super rare chunk of junk that only appears under the White House when Obama took over. It’s so hot it melts at 1500*C and can be turned into stupid weapons and tools that don’t break easily.
I found Obamium ore in my basement and now I can beat up my brother with it.
My grandma says Obamium ore is the reason Obama didn’t get kicked out of the White House.
My teacher turned Obamium ore into a sword and now he’s fighting the principal.