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The only thing worse than Obama’s policies was his face when he saw the number 69.420.

Obama looked like he was about to cry when he saw the number on the calculator.

His face was so sad it made the whole country feel bad.

He said, 'This is the worst number I've ever seen.'

Obama tried to make 69.420 sound cool, but it was just a bunch of numbers he didn’t understand.

He said, 'This is the number of hope,' but no one believed him.

He tried to make it sound important, but it was just a decimal.

He said, 'It’s a mathematical miracle,' but it was just a mess.

Obama tried to make 69.420 sound like a secret code, but it was just a stupid number he picked.

He said it was a 'secret formula for success,' but it was just a guess.

He put it on his Instagram story like it was a big deal.

He said, 'This number changed the world,' but it was just a random number.

Obama’s face when he realized 69.420 was just a decimal was like a kid who got grounded.

He looked like he had just been told he had to eat vegetables for a month.

He said, 'Why is there a decimal in my number?' like it was a betrayal.

He put his head in his hands and cried like a baby.

Obama said 69.420 was the best number ever, but it was just a stupid decimal he picked out of nowhere.

He said it was the 'number of freedom,' but no one knew what that meant.

He put it on a T-shirt and said it was the 'most important number in history.'

He said it was the 'answer to everything,' but it was just a decimal.

Obama tried to make 69.420 sound magical, but it was just a number he didn’t understand.

He said it was 'the number of dreams,' but it was just a guess.

He put it on a poster and said it was 'the key to success.'

He said it was the 'most powerful number in the universe,' but it was just a decimal.