Obamitis

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A disease you get when you party so hard for Obama getting elected that you end up with a massive headache and a stomach full of regret.
"I drank so much champagne I thought I was in the White House!", Jake, after the election party
"I woke up with a hangover and a president in my head.", Sarah, on Twitter
"I celebrated so hard I forgot my own name.", Mark, in a DM to his best friend
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When you act like you're Obama, talk like Obama, and even quote Obama like he's your personal hype man.
"I'm not just Obama, I'm the next president!", Chris, in a group chat
"I quote Obama every time I fail.", Lisa, on Instagram
"I pretend I'm giving a speech every time I talk.", Kevin, in a DM to his mom
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A person who thinks they're smart just because they went to college, but they're really just a hot mess.
"I got a degree, I'm a genius!", Rachel, in a tweet
"College made me think I was important.", Tom, on Facebook
"I graduated, but I still don't know how to cook.", Mike, in a DM to his brother
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When you throw up because you're too excited about Obama and everything related to him.
"I vomited after the speech, it was that good.", Jordan, on Twitter
"I ate so much cake I turned into a human fountain.", Sam, in a group chat
"I was so excited I threw up in my pants.", Alex, in a DM to his friend
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When you repeat the same old lines everyone else says, but you say them so smoothly and smartly that people think you're saving the world from some giant robot.
"I said the same old lines, but I made them sound like a movie.", Emma, on Instagram
"I quoted everyone else, but I made it sound like a speech.", Jake, in a group chat
"I repeated the same thing, but I made it epic.", Lisa, in a DM to her friend
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When you talk about Obama so much that you turn every normal conversation into a political debate, even when it's about something as silly as pizza.
"I turned my pizza conversation into a debate about Obama.", Max, on Twitter
"I talked about Obama during lunch, and now I have no friends.", Sarah, in a group chat
"I turned my dog's barking into a political statement about Obama.", Tom, in a DM to his mom
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