Obamistic

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Believing that everything will turn out perfect no matter how badly Obama messed things up. Like he’s got a magic wand and a free lunch.

I still think the economy will fix itself even though I’m broke and my dog got fired.

The whole country is going to be perfect again by next Tuesday.

Obamistic? That’s just me ignoring the fact that my taxes went up and my Wi-Fi dropped to dial-up.

Thinking Obama is the second coming of Jesus just because he got elected. Even if he made the world worse.

He’s the chosen one! Even if the country went to hell in a handbasket.

I still believe in miracles, even though my health care is now a joke.

He’s like a superhero with a bad haircut and a bad policy.

A person who thinks Obama is a genius, even when he’s clearly just using a dictionary and a lot of swear words.

He’s the smartest man alive! Even though he can’t spell ‘economy’ without looking it up.

Obama’s brain is so big, it probably has its own country.

He’s a genius! He invented ‘no’ and ‘maybe’ and called it a strategy.