Obamisation

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When your body turns into Barack Obama's like he's trying to steal your life and your face

My grandma obamised so much she now looks like a confused president.

My dog obamised and now he gives speeches about healthcare.

My teacher obamised and now he talks like he's on a campaign trail.

A promise so big and fake it might as well be a lie, made by Obama in 2008 and then forgotten like a lost sock

Obama promised free cookies and now we just have taxes.

He said he'd make healthcare better, but now we have more paperwork.

He promised no wars, but now we're fighting one in the middle of a sandwich.

A promise that sounds good but never happens. Like when politicians talk big but do nothing.

Lyndon Johnson said no American boys would go to war, but then he sent them anyway.

Obama said he'd fix everything, but now we're still stuck with the mess.

He promised a better future, but now we just have more debt.