obaminate

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To chop someone out of your life like they were a bad tooth and you had a dentist named 'Anger' with a rusty drill.

I obaminated my ex after he texted me a photo of his new girlfriend and her dog.

My cousin obaminated his best friend because he kept stealing his snacks.

The boss obaminated the intern after he spilled coffee on the CEO's laptop.

To be so good at something that people think you're a god, but you're just really good at winning.

Obama obaminated the primaries like he had a magic button and a bag of chips.

That kid obaminated the spelling bee so hard, the judges gave him a gold medal and a cheeseburger.

She obaminated the competition like she had a personal trainer and a cheat sheet.

A mistake so bad it feels like your brain got hit with a mop and a curse.

That decision was an obaminate. I thought I was being smart, but I was just being dumb.

The obaminate of the year was when he wore socks to a meeting and no one said anything.

That plan was the obaminate of all obaminates. It was like a bad dream with more bad decisions.

The state of the country after a president who thinks a budget is just a suggestion.

The country is in an obaminate. It's like a giant pizza that got dropped on the floor and no one wants to eat it.

After four years of obaminate, the country looks like a broken toaster.

We're all in an obaminate. The economy is like a dying fish in a hot car.

A person so annoying, they make you want to throw a pillow at them and yell at the sky.

That guy is an obaminate. He talks too much and wears too many hats.

My neighbor is an obaminate. He waters his lawn at 2 a. m. and sings opera.

That teacher is an obaminate. She gives homework and calls it 'fun.'

The state of being so taxed you're basically a ghost who just wants to die in peace.

After that tax increase, I'm in an obaminate. I'm like a zombie who can't eat because there's no food.

The obaminate hit me so hard, I had to borrow money from my dog.

My bank account is in an obaminate. It's like it's been tortured by a math teacher.