Obamia

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Obamia is like being stuck in a never-ending loop of thinking about Obama. You can't shut your brain off. It's like having a loud fan inside your head that only plays Obama speeches.
I tried to sleep. Obama kept talking. Now I'm fried.
I lay there thinking about Obama so much I forgot my own name.
My brain is on full Obama mode. I can't even dream straight.
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Obamia is when Obama gets stuck in your head and won’t leave. It’s like having a tiny Obama in your brain that won’t stop talking.
I had Obamia so bad I started talking to my dog about Obama.
I couldn’t sleep because Obama kept whispering in my ear.
I dreamt about Obama three times. That’s not normal.
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Obamia is the worst kind of headache. You can't stop thinking about Obama, and it feels like your brain is on fire. There’s no pill for this mess.
I had Obamia so bad I texted Obama at 3 a. m. and he didn’t reply.
I tried to read a book. Obama came into my head and ruined it.
I was so obsessed with Obama I forgot to eat. Now I’m hungry and mad.
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