obamerica

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The new name of the US when Obama became president. It was full of peace, change, and hope, until everyone realized it was just a fancy way of saying 'we’re all doomed.'
'Obamerica? That’s just a fancy name for the end of the world.', A kid who didn’t get a lunch break.
'I’m moving to Obamerica, where everyone’s a liberal and the coffee is free.', A guy who got fired.
'Obamerica is just a lie. We’re all gonna die in 2016.', A tweet from a confused teenager.
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A place where America turned into a disaster zone. No jobs. No money. Just cops who can’t do their job and kids who think they’re in the middle of a war.
'Obamerica is just a fancy way of saying I got fired and my brother got shot.', A text from my cousin.
'Obamerica is real. I live in it. It’s full of lazy cops and even lazier teachers.', A DM from my neighbor.
'Obamerica? I live in it. I don’t even know what a job is anymore.', A tweet from someone who still thinks they’re cool.
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A land where Obama is the king. Everyone worships him. They think he’s the next Jesus, or maybe just the next president who won’t let you get fired.
'Obamerica is where everyone thinks Obama is God. I don’t even know what the word 'job' means anymore.', A comment on a Facebook post.
'Obamerica is real. I live there. I even have a T-shirt that says 'I believe in Obamerica.', A tweet from a guy who still has a job.
'Obamerica is the best place on Earth. I’m not even sure why I have a job.', A DM from my brother.
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