obamerdose

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When you take so much Obama it feels like you're being forced to live in his head and he's yelling at you through a megaphone while you're hung over.

I took an obamerdose after watching his speech for 12 hours straight. Now I'm seeing presidents in my cereal.

My friend took an obamerdose and started talking to the moon. It was weird.

After the third obamerdose, I turned my mom into a socialist. It was a mess.

You吞下 so much Obama you start to think you're him, but then you realize you're just his worst fan.

I obamerdosed at the rally and now I think I'm a senator. I tried to pass a law about pizza.

My dog obamerdosed and started giving speeches. He got a standing ovation from the mailman.

After the obamerdose, I tried to explain the Constitution to my math teacher. It didn't go well.

When you eat so much Obama it turns your brain into a political debate and your body into a campaign bus.

I obamerdosed and now I debate with my plants. They’re all Democrats now.

My brother obamerdosed and started wearing a tie every time he went to the grocery store.

After an obamerdose, I tried to run for class president. I lost because I kept talking about the economy.

You take so much Obama it feels like he's inside your head, whispering lies and making you believe you're a genius.

I obamerdosed and now I think I invented the internet. My mom is not happy.

My sister obamerdosed and started a club called 'The Hopeful.' It's just her and a toaster.

I obamerdosed and tried to solve the climate crisis by texting the moon. It didn't work.

When you get so much Obama in your system you start to believe you can fix everything just by smiling and saying 'Yes, we can.'

I obamerdosed and now I say 'Yes, we can' to my math homework. It’s not helping.

My friend obamerdosed and tried to fix the school lunch menu by hugging the principal. It didn’t work.

After obamerdosing, I tried to negotiate with my dad. He just said, 'You're not getting a new phone.'