Obameos

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Cookies you eat when you’re too dumb to know Obama was a lying, racist, half-assed president who didn’t even like the country he was supposed to save.
I ate ten obameos and still don’t get why people liked him.
My mom forced me to eat obameos and now I hate her.
I threw my obameos at a republican and they caught fire.
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Biscuits that make you think you’re smart, but you’re really just a gullible idiot who believed a black man could run the country without messing it up.
I ate obameos and now I think I can fix the world.
My brother ate obameos and now he talks to the sky.
I took a bite of obameos and my brain exploded.
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The white and black cookies that represent how clueless people were when they thought Obama was going to save them from their own stupid choices.
I ate obameos and now I’m stuck in a bad movie.
My dog ate obameos and now he thinks he’s a president.
I gave my kid obameos and now he’s running for office.
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