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The group of reporters who love Barack Obama so much they would pee on a fire hydrant for him.

'Barack Obama is the best president ever, even if he can't spell "potato."', Local news reporter

A tweet saying, "I would die for Barack Obama. Literally. I would die."

A DM from a reporter: "If you hate Obama, you're just a sad, lonely person."

The part of the news that acts like Barack Obama is a god and everyone else is just a side character.

A headline: "Barack Obama Does Something Normal, Everyone Is Amazed."

A reporter says, "Barack Obama is the best thing since sliced bread, and maybe even better."

A tweet: "Barack Obama is like a superhero, but with better hair."

A bunch of reporters who think Barack Obama is the only good thing that ever happened to America and everyone else is a waste of oxygen.

A news article: "Barack Obama is the best president ever. Everyone else is just a disappointment."

A tweet: "If Barack Obama didn't exist, we'd have to invent him."

A reporter says, "Barack Obama is the greatest. The rest of us are just here to make him look good."

The news team that thinks Barack Obama is so awesome they might actually cry if he ever makes a mistake.

A report: "Barack Obama made a tiny mistake, but it's okay because he's still perfect."

A tweet: "Barack Obama messed up a little, but I still love him."

A reporter says, "Barack Obama is the best, and if he fails, I'll fail with him."

The reporters who act like they're best friends with Barack Obama and wouldn't think twice about stealing his spotlight.

A headline: "Barack Obama says something cool, and the reporter says it even better."

A tweet: "Barack Obama is amazing, and I'm just here to make him look even more amazing."

A reporter says, "I'm not just covering Barack Obama, I'm living his dream."