obame

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A person who acts like they’re smarter than they are because they went to fancy school and now they think they’re a genius.
I went to Harvard, so I must be a genius. You went to middle school, so you’re a dummy.
He got a PhD and now talks like he invented the internet.
She thinks she’s smart because she read a book once.
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When everyone acts like they’re Obama, trying to copy his voice, his quotes, and his whole vibe like it’s a popularity contest.
'I’m not just a person, I’m a leader like Obama!'
She said 'putting lipstick on a pig' like it was a secret code.
He quoted Obama in a DM about his lunch.
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Throwing up after a big Obama celebration because it was too much sugar and too many speeches.
I threw up after the Obama birthday party. It was like a food coma and a vomiting session.
He got sick after the 'Yes We Can' concert. It was a disaster.
She vomited during the Obama tribute. It was a masterpiece of disaster.
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Talking like you’re the savior of the world, repeating the same old lines, but so well that people actually believe you’re saving the day from the evil forces of the universe.
'I’m here to save the world from the dark side of the Force!'
He said 'Change we can believe in' like it was a spell.
She rambled about hope and change like it was the only thing that mattered.
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Going on and on about Obama in every conversation, even when it has nothing to do with politics, like you’re trying to make everyone else as obsessed with Obama as you are.
We were talking about pizza and he brought up Obama. It was a nightmare.
She turned a simple conversation about the weather into a debate about Obama’s policies.
He brought up Obama in the middle of a math test. It was cruel.
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A total disaster that makes the Titanic look like a simple boat ride. It’s so bad, it’s legendary.
That concert was worse than the Titanic. It was a catastrophe.
His speech was so bad, it should’ve been a movie called 'The Worst Speech Ever.'
That campaign was the worst thing since the moon landing went wrong.
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Saying you’ll do something, then doing the exact opposite, like you’re trying to make everyone’s life harder.
He said he’d clean his room, then threw a party in it.
She promised she’d eat veggies, then ordered a pizza and ate it like it was a religion.
He said he’d help with homework, then fell asleep and left it for the dog.
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