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A woman who won't stop screaming about Obama like he's the only guy who ever mattered.

'I will never shut up about Obama until he's president again!', said by someone who still wears a 2008 campaign shirt.

'She texts me every day to tell me how much better Obama is than Trump.', and I didn't even vote for Trump.

'She turned my quiet dinner party into a rally for Obama. I had to leave.', and I didn't even like Obama.

A feminist who fights like a warrior for Obama and calls everyone else a loser.

'I called my mom and she said I was being a feminist. I didn't even know that was a thing.', she just wanted Obama to win.

'She yelled at the guy who said Obama was old. He was 50.', and she was 42.

'She told the barista she was a feminist for Obama. The barista just gave her coffee.', and that was it.