obamazombies

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a bunch of snot-nosed liberals who swarm you like ants on a donut to beg for cash or to tell you how great Obama was, even though he ruined everything.
Hey sir, you look like you can spare a few bucks for the cause of change!
You gonna fund my revolution or are you gonna let me die on the street?
You’re rich, I’m poor, and Obama made it worse for me, so give me your money.
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the annoying ghosts of Obama’s supporters who show up wherever you go to yell about how awesome Obama was, even though you remember how bad things got.
You don’t remember the economy crashing? I do, and I’m still here to remind you!
You didn’t like Obama? You’re a failure!
I’m not asking for money, I’m asking for respect!
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the trashy, smelly people who beg for your money while screaming about how Obama was the best president ever, even if they’re probably just using your cash for weed.
You don’t want to help the cause? You’re a heartless capitalist!
You think you’re rich? I’ve seen richer people with less hair!
I don’t need your money, I just need your respect!
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