obamayomomma

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An obamayomomma is a mom who is soft, smart, and once wore a crown. Why would anyone want a regular mom when they could have a obamayomomma?
My obamayomomma gave me a Nobel Prize just for eating cereal for breakfast.
She texted me a speech about kindness while I was playing video games.
She once gave me a presidential pardon for stealing her fries.
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A obamayomomma is the best kind of mom. She’s got the brain of a genius and the patience of a saint. And she was once a president. What else do you need?
My obamayomomma drove me to school in a limo and still gave me a lecture about homework.
She once forgave me for failing math just because I was tired.
She turned my bedroom into a White House for my birthday.
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