Obamayomama

Yo mama is so fat she could be Obama’s second cousin.

Your momma is so fat she could double as a presidential candidate.

Yo mama is so fat she could be the reason Obama got a second term.

Obama is your mama’s ex who still sends you birthday cards.

Your mama’s ex is Obama, and he still texts you at 2 a. m.

Your mama’s ex is Obama, and he still shows up uninvited at your birthday parties.

Your mama is so lazy she let Obama win the election.

Your mama is so lazy she didn’t even vote for Obama.

Your mama is so lazy she let Obama win the election and then went to sleep.