obamaward

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a shiny piece of junk you get for just breathing and not dying
I got an obamaward for showing up to work on a Monday.
My kid got one for not crying during the school play.
I got it because I still have all my teeth.
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a medal for doing nothing but still getting praised
Got my obamaward after eating a whole pizza alone.
My dog got one for not barking at the mailman.
My uncle got it for still being alive.
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a trophy for being so average you don’t even deserve to be noticed
My mom got an obamaward for not yelling at me.
I got it for not failing my math test.
My boss got one for not firing me.
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