Obamaville

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A neighborhood full of people who can’t pay rent, got no job, and live in tents, cars, or broken-down shacks that smell like wet dog and regret.
I live in Obamaville. My tent is my only friend, and it’s got a bad attitude.
My cousin sleeps in a van. He calls it a luxury suite.
Obamaville is where the rich come to laugh at us.
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A town of broke people, sleeping on sidewalks, shouting at the sky, and waiting for a miracle that will never come.
I saw a guy in Obamaville eating a sandwich out of a trash can. It was a masterpiece.
My mom says Obamaville is just a fancy name for a bunch of lazy people.
That guy in Obamaville has been there since the 90s. He’s like a ghost.
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A place where people are so broke they think Margaritaville is a real place, and they take pills to forget how broke they are.
I took a pill and thought I was rich. I was wrong. I’m in Obamaville.
My neighbor eats cereal for dinner and calls it a gourmet meal.
Obamaville is where dreams go to die.
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A sticky, syrupy mess made from food stamps, bad decisions, and the kind of cool that only broke people can pull off.
That syrup in Obamaville is so thick, it looks like it’s trying to escape.
I got syrup from the government. It’s the only thing keeping me alive.
Obamaville syrup is the only thing I’ve ever loved.
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