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Hating Barack Obama so much it feels like he personally messed up your lunch.
I hate Obama more than I hate my math teacher on a bad day.
Every time I see his face, I want to throw my cereal at him.
I’d rather eat my homework than listen to another Obama speech.
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Being so mad at Barack Obama you wish he had a bad hair day every single day.
I wish Obama had a bad hair day during his entire presidency.
If I could punch Obama, I’d punch him in the face and call him a bad hair day.
I’d trade my life for a bad hair day on Obama.
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Disliking Barack Obama so much it's like he stole your last piece of pizza.
Obama took my pizza, and now I'm mad at him.
I hate Obama like he stole my last piece of pizza.
If I had a pizza for every time I hated Obama, I’d be full.
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