Obamatuna

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When Obama shoves his face in a tuna’s butt and makes a baby that looks like a wet sock and also has a mustache.
I saw Obamatuna in the ocean. It was like a seafood buffet and a bad divorce all at once.
My dog tried to do Obamatuna and now he’s covered in fish guts and regret.
My teacher said Obamatuna is the reason I failed math. It’s just too much.
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When Obama gets a Nobel Prize for either doing nothing or letting a tuna give him a blow job in the Oval Office.
Obama got his Nobel Prize because he let a tuna lick his feet. It was like a fancy foot massage from the sea.
My cousin got in trouble for saying Obamatuna is better than the Super Bowl.
I texted my mom, 'Obamatuna is happening right now. I might need a mop.'
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