Obamatosis

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The stench of bad decisions from Obama’s policies that left a mess like someone threw a dumpster full of trash into a pool and called it a luxury spa.
My grandma says it’s like living next to a landfill that’s also a gym.
He tried to fix it but just made it worse, like adding pepper to a soup that already had a ton of salt.
The smell is so bad, my dog ran away and never came back.
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The smell of Obama’s policies, like a gym sock that’s been in a sock drawer for ten years and then stepped on by a confused elephant.
It’s like the government took a bath in a sewer and forgot to wash off.
You can smell it from across the country, like a fart in a tight pants.
It’s so bad, my cat started coughing and then quit eating.
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The smell of Obama’s policies, like a rotten cheeseburger that sat in a hot car during a summer heatwave and then got peed on by a sad raccoon.
You can smell it in the morning, like your neighbor’s dog just ate a whole bag of trash.
It’s like the government took a bad decision and then let it rot in the sun.
Even the birds flew away when they smelled it.
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