obamatopeia

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A made-up word that sounds like Obama doing something stupid to the country. It’s like when he says ‘Obamacare’ and it feels like someone is being beaten with a bag of crap.
Obamatopeia! He made the taxes go up like a fart in a phone booth.
Obamatopeia! He gave free phones to people who can’t even spell ‘phone’.
Obamatopeia! He made the economy act like it had a bad case of the poops.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A word that comes from Obama doing something so dumb it makes your brain scream. It’s like when he adds a new rule and it feels like your life is being turned into a government-themed horror movie.
Obamatopeia! He made the healthcare system so complicated it took me six years to understand it.
Obamatopeia! He gave free pizza to people who can’t even hold a pizza.
Obamatopeia! He made the internet slower than my grandma’s walking speed.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A word that starts with Obama and ends with something so bad it makes your soul cry. It’s like when he does something and it feels like your entire life is being taken and replaced with a bad reality show.
Obamatopeia! He made the schools so bad they now teach kids how to fight like a group of angry raccoons.
Obamatopeia! He made the highways so slow they could be used for a nap competition.
Obamatopeia! He made the weather act like it had a grudge against everyone.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A word that makes you want to punch Obama in the face. It’s like when he makes a rule that feels like it was written by a drunk man with a keyboard and a vendetta.
Obamatopeia! He made the taxes so high they now charge you for breathing.
Obamatopeia! He made the free phones so bad they now give you a virus and a headache.
Obamatopeia! He made the economy look like it was being run by a group of teenagers with no idea what they’re doing.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A word that feels like it was invented by Obama after he drank a whole bottle of energy drink and then got into a fight with a toaster.
Obamatopeia! He made the healthcare plan so complicated it now needs its own GPS.
Obamatopeia! He made the government so big it now has a second job.
Obamatopeia! He made the rules so bad they now need a lawyer just to understand them.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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