obamatized

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Getting so high from Obama's speeches that you feel like you're floating on clouds.
'I was obamatized during his speech, I felt like I could fly!'
'After that speech, I was obamatized so hard, I didn't come back to Earth for a week.'
'I was obamatized so much, I started speaking in riddles.'
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When Obama beats the snot out of his opponents like a kid in the schoolyard.
'He obamatized Clinton like she was a weak kid in gym class.'
'McCain got obamatized so bad, he looked like a sad puppy.'
'Clinton tried to obamatize Obama, but he just laughed in her face.'
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Joining the Obama team because you think he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
'I got obamatized and now I’m stuck with the worst campaign ever.'
'I was obamatized so fast, I didn’t even get to question it.'
'That speech obamatized me so much, I gave up my job to join the team.'
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Being so scared of Obama that you think he can turn you into a frog.
'I’ve been obamatized since 2008, and I still don’t trust him.'
'Obama obamatized me so hard, I now believe he can read my mind.'
'That guy obamatized me so bad, I’ve been running from him ever since.'
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Companies using Obama’s face and ‘Yes, We Can’ like it’s the only thing that matters.
'They put Obama on everything, my cereal, my phone, my socks.'
'They obamatized my life so much, I now eat cereal with Obama.'
'My coffee cup has Obama on it, and I feel like I’m being obamatized every time I drink it.'
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Blabbering about Obama like he’s the only person who ever mattered, without any real proof.
'Obama is the greatest president ever, I don’t need proof, I just feel it.'
'They obamatized me so much, I now believe Obama can fix everything.'
'I obamatized my friends into thinking Obama can do magic.'
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Being so angry and dumb that you think Obama is a demon sent from hell.
'Obama is a demon! I was obamatized by his evilness.'
'He obamatized me so much, I now believe he will take over the world.'
'I got obamatized and now I think Obama is a wizard from the deep.'
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