obamatize

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#slogan spam#fake hope#tax lies

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To blow smoke up people's butts about something with no proof, just loud, fake happy talk. Like Obama’s campaign, lots of money, lots of ads, just to make people feel good, even if it’s total nonsense.
'Yes, we can!', like it’s not a lie and we’re all just stupid.
The ad said ‘Change is coming’, but it just meant more taxes.
He said ‘Hope’, but it was just a slogan, not a plan.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To be scared out of your mind by Obama’s ghost, still haunting you like he’s coming back to haunt you again.
'I can feel his ghost in the Oval Office!', like he’s still running the country.
I heard a rumor he’s coming back to finish the job, or maybe the economy.
My nightmares are all about Obamacare and the death panels.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When companies rip off Obama’s image or his dumb slogan to sell stuff, like he’s a brand and not a president.
'Yes, we can! Buy our stupid phone!', who needs a phone? Just a slogan.
Obama’s face is on a cereal box, like he’s a mascot.
They used his face on a car ad, but it doesn’t go fast.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When people think they know politics, but all they know is Obama’s stupid commercials from the election.
'I know politics because I saw Obama’s ad on TV!', like that’s real knowledge.
They think they’re smart because they know Obama’s policies, but they’re just repeating what they saw on TV.
They claim to be experts, but all they know is Obama’s voice.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When Obama gets angry and acts like the world owes him everything, and he’s clueless about money and running anything.
He got mad at the economy, like it was a personal insult.
He blamed everyone else when things went wrong, like he knew what he was doing.
He ran the country like it was a game show, and he lost.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To be completely ruined by some evil force that Obama started, like he destroyed everything good and made everything worse.
'He ruined the economy, and it’s all demonic!', like it’s not his fault.
Everything is broken because Obama, or some evil he let in.
He made the world worse, and it’s all because of some demonic force.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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1. To be totally amazed by Obama’s speeches, like he’s the best speaker ever. 2. To beat the hell out of other candidates. 3. To join the Obama team. 4. To be a huge, rude, annoying diplomat.
He gave a speech, and I cried like a baby.
He beat McCain like he was a kid.
I joined the team, and I still don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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