Obamatitties

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The huge round globes that come with some black men and make everyone around them jealous.
My cousin’s Obamatitties are so big they could hold a whole buffet.
That guy’s Obamatitties are so big they should have their own zip code.
I saw a guy’s Obamatitties and I swear I heard the sky yell ‘what the f***’.
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Big melons that are so big they could make a cow look tiny and sad.
His Obamatitties are so big they could be a new type of mountain.
I tried to count his Obamatitties and I gave up after three.
Those Obamatitties are so big they could be the reason the moon is round.
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The reason why some people can’t stop staring at black men in public.
She was staring at his Obamatitties so hard I thought she’d get a nosebleed.
The whole bus was looking at his Obamatitties like they were the final level of a video game.
He walked in and the whole room went silent because of his Obamatitties.
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The meaty parts that make some black men look like they have a personal pizza oven.
His Obamatitties are so big they could cook a whole Thanksgiving dinner.
I swear his Obamatitties could make a whole family of tacos.
He’s got Obamatitties so big they could be the reason for the next ice age.
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The reason why some people can’t stop taking selfies with black men.
She took a selfie with him and his Obamatitties blocked the entire sun.
His Obamatitties were so big they could be the main character in a superhero movie.
I took a selfie with him and now my phone is jealous of my Obamatitties.
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The huge meaty parts that come with some black men and make everyone around them feel small.
His Obamatitties are so big they could make a whole football team look tiny.
I looked at his Obamatitties and I felt like I was in the shadow of a giant.
She has Obamatitties so big they could be the reason for a new holiday.
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