obamation

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When people keep pretending to be Obama, trying to act like him, and spouting his dumb quotes like they're sacred scripture.

"I'm not trying to be Obama, I'm just putting lipstick on a pig!", said by someone who doesn't even know what a pig is.

At lunch, my friend said, "I think Obama would say this." I said, "No, he would have said that, and then thrown a tantrum."

My teacher started a whole debate about the economy because she thought Obama would say something about it.

A smart person who thinks they're way smarter than they actually are.

My cousin got a PhD in philosophy and thinks he's Einstein.

My friend took one college class and now claims he's a genius.

My teacher called me a "walking dictionary" and I still don't know what that means.

Throwing up after a party because everything Obama-related is so bad it hurts your stomach.

After the Obama birthday party, I threw up in the hallway.

I had to eat cake shaped like Obama, and I threw up in the principal's office.

My friend watched an Obama speech and vomited in the cafeteria.

Copying the same old lines as everyone else, but with such smooth words and cool style that you make people think you're a hero.

My friend said, "I'm here to save the world from the evil of taxes!" and everyone clapped like he just defeated the devil.

At the debate, I said, "I'm going to fix the economy," and no one realized I was copying my brother.

My teacher said, "I'm going to change the world," and I thought she was going to take over the school.

Talking about Obama so much in every conversation that it turns everything into politics, even when it's about pizza.

I asked my friend if he wanted pizza, and he said, "Obama would say this is the worst pizza."

My teacher started a debate about pizza because Obama once said something about it.

My friend talked about Obama during our entire math test.

A total disaster that's even worse than the Titanic, like when you promised a pizza and got a salad instead.

My friend promised a pizza party and showed up with a salad. It was the worst day of my life.

I said I'd help with the math test, and instead I failed it. Total disaster.

My teacher said the test was going to be easy. It was harder than the Titanic sinking.

Saying you're going to give someone something, but then giving them the opposite, like a salad instead of pizza.

My friend said he would bring pizza, and then showed up with a salad.

I promised my teacher I'd do my homework, and then I failed the test.

My friend said he would help me with math, and then he failed it too.