Obamatics

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When people think they're smart because they remember Obama's ads, but they don't know anything else about politics. Just a bunch of people who got their facts from a TV commercial.
'I know all about politics, I watched Obama's ads 10 times!'
My cousin thinks she's a political genius because she saw Obama on TV once.
He claims to be a political expert because he saw Obama on a commercial during the Super Bowl.
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When everything in politics is so dumb that it feels like the end of the world. Also, it's like George Orwell and Ayn Rand had a baby who failed at life.
'This election is so dumb, it's like the end of the world!'
The economy is so bad, it's like Orwell and Rand had a baby who failed at life.
This political nonsense feels like the end of the American Republic.
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When people still think Obama is coming to haunt them with his evil powers, even after he left the White House.
'Obama's coming back to get me!'
My mom still thinks Obama is watching me from the shadows.
He still thinks Obama is going to kill him with his evil powers.
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When companies use Obama's face and his stupid slogan to sell you crap, even if you don't know who Obama is.
'Yes, We Can' now means 'Buy this stupid phone!'
Obama's face is on a burger, and it's the most expensive burger ever.
They used Obama's slogan to sell me a toaster, and I have no idea who Obama is.
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When people go on and on about something without any real proof, just because they think it's cool. It's like Obama's campaign, but even worse.
'I swear it's the best thing ever, I don't even know why!'
He talks about it for 10 minutes, but he has no idea what he's saying.
She praises it nonstop, but she can't even explain it.
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When Obama acts like a total idiot, throwing a tantrum when things don't go his way. He's arrogant, ignorant, and thinks he's the smartest person in the world.
'He threw a fit when the economy didn't improve!'
He doesn't know how money works and thinks he's a genius.
He treats everyone like they're stupid and thinks he's the most important person in the world.
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When Obama is so corrupt that it's like the devil came to Earth and took over the government. He's ruined everything and made people give up on life.
'Obama turned the government into a demonic hell!'
He tore down all the good values and made people feel like they're doomed.
He's so corrupt, it's like the devil is in the White House.
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