Obamatardation

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A mix of Obama and a brain full of glitter. You already know what that means.
'I’m not a retard, I’m an Obamatard!', said by someone who doesn’t know what a retard is.
‘He speaks like a god, so he must be perfect.’, said by someone who failed math.
‘Hope is a real thing, I swear.’, said by someone who’s never left their house.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who believes Obama is a god, but only because he looks good on TV. They’ll say anything to keep their brain from exploding.
‘He said he’d fix everything, so he must be right.’, said by someone who’s never fixed anything.
‘I don’t even know who Clinton is, but I hate her.’, said by someone who only knows her from Facebook memes.
‘I’d rather vote for a pig than a woman.’, said by someone who’s never met a pig.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who thinks they're smart, but they're really just a walking joke. They believe in hope more than they believe in reality.
‘He’s the best president ever, even though he’s done nothing.’, said by someone who’s never done anything.
‘I don’t need facts, I need feelings.’, said by someone who’s never felt anything real.
‘Hope is a word, and I believe in it more than I believe in math.’, said by someone who’s never passed math.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who doesn’t know who Obama is, but still voted for him just because he’s black and speaks nicely. They’re like a zombie who thinks they’re alive.
‘He looks good on TV, so he must be good.’, said by someone who only watches TV at night.
‘I don’t know anything about him, but I love him.’, said by someone who only loves things they don’t know about.
‘He’s like a god, but I don’t even know what a god is.’, said by someone who’s never read a book.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who uses the word ‘retard’ like it’s a superpower. They call everyone who disagrees with them a retard, just because they think it makes them sound cool.
‘You’re a retard for not liking Obama.’, said by someone who’s never been a retard.
‘He’s a retard, and I’m not, so I must be right.’, said by someone who’s never been right.
‘I call people retards just to feel important.’, said by someone who’s never been important.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who thinks Obama is a genius, but they’re just a walking joke. They’ll believe anything, even if it’s nonsense.
‘He said he’d save the world, so I believe him.’, said by someone who’s never saved anything.
‘He’s like a wizard, and I believe in magic.’, said by someone who’s never seen a wizard.
‘I believe in hope, even though it’s not real.’, said by someone who’s never been real.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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