Obamatard

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A stupid fan of Obama who doesn't know why they like him. They just repeat dumb stuff from his campaign like a broken parrot.

I love Obama because he said 'yes we can' 10 years ago. I don't even know what that means.

I believe in hope. What's that mean? I don't care. It sounds cool.

I would defend Obama with my last breath. I don't even know what he did.

A delusional person who thinks 'hope' is a real word. They wait in line for hours for a toaster and think we live in a democracy, not a republic.

I waited in line for an oven and it was worth it. I got a coupon for a toaster.

Hope is real. I’ve seen it. It’s in the air.

We are a democracy, not a republic. I know that because I read it in a meme.

A person who loves Obama but hates Clinton so much they’d rather vote for a clown than a woman.

I hate Clinton so much I would vote for a clown over her.

Obama is perfect. Clinton is a witch. I know that because I saw her in a movie.

I would vote for Huckabee before I’d ever touch Clinton.

A person who calls people 'retards' to feel smart. They think Obama is a socialist and would rather burn down the world than let a Republican win.

Republicans are evil. I’d burn down the White House before I let them win.

Socialism is the best thing ever. I know that because I read it on Facebook.

I call people retards because I feel smart when I do it.

A person who thinks being cool is the same as being accomplished. They get mad when Obama doesn’t deliver on his promises like a magical unicorn.

I thought Obama was a magical unicorn. He wasn’t. I’m sad now.

Feeling good about myself is the same as being accomplished. I know that because my mom told me.

I believed in Obama like he was a magical unicorn. He’s not.

A mix of Obama and retardation. They don’t know anything about him but still think he’s cool because he’s black and can speak well.

I voted for Obama because he’s black and he speaks well. I don’t know anything about him.

He’s cool because he’s black and speaks well. That’s all I needed to know.

I don’t know anything about Obama, but he’s cool because he’s black and can speak well.

A zombie-like person who voted for Obama without knowing anything about him. They just liked the sound of 'hope and change' and never questioned it.

I voted for Obama because he said 'hope and change.' I don’t know what that means.

I’m a zombie. I voted for Obama because he said 'hope and change.'

I don’t know anything about Obama. I just voted for him because he said 'hope and change.'