obamatable

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When you're so good at something it's like you're Barack Obama, but with more money and fewer problems.
'I aced the test, I'm obamatable!'
'That pizza shop is obamatable, I swear.'
'He got a million followers in one day, he's obamatable.'
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When you're still scared of Obama, even after he left the White House and got a new job.
'I still can't sleep, Obama's gonna come back!'
'That guy is obamatable, I'm still terrified.'
'He's obamatable, I still get nightmares about him.'
3
When companies use Obama's face or his dumb slogan to sell you stuff you don't need.
'Yes, we can, buy this cereal!'
'Obama’s on the soda, now it’s good!'
'They put Obama on the cereal box, now I have to buy it.'
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When people think they're smart because they watched Obama's ads, but they really just know one thing.
'I know politics because I watched Obama's ads!'
'He’s obamatable, I know everything about politics.'
'She claims to be a politics expert, all she knows is Obama.'
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When you go on a huge rant about something without any real proof, just because you like Obama.
'Obama's obamatable, and I believe it with all my heart!'
'This is the best thing ever, just like Obama!'
'He’s obamatable, I swear it’s true!'
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When Obama acts like a total jerk when things go wrong, like he's the biggest idiot on Earth.
'Obama's obamatable, he threw a fit over a dumb tax!'
'He’s obamatable, I’ve never seen someone so arrogant.'
'He’s obamatable, he doesn’t know what money is!'
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When Obama is so bad he’s like a demon, and he ruined everything, like the devil himself.
'Obama’s obamatable, he turned the country into a nightmare!'
'He’s obamatable, the economy is a mess because of him!'
'He’s obamatable, it’s like the devil is running the government!'
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