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A crazy meltdown when someone yells about Obama’s team for no reason, even if all the facts say they were right. They’re usually the same people who think Bush and Palin are the devil.
"You’re a racist if you don’t like Obamacare!", said by someone who thinks the moon landing was fake.
"I’m gonna cry if you mention the economy!", from a guy who once blamed the weather for the 2008 crash.
"He’s a socialist!", said by someone who uses a smartphone.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When you go full retard because you don’t like Obama’s policies, even though everyone else knows he was doing the right thing. You blame everything on him and his friends.
"The stock market went down because of Obama!", said by someone who thinks the internet is a conspiracy.
"He’s the worst president ever!", from a kid who still uses a flip phone.
"You’re a Republican if you don’t hate Obama!", said by someone who thinks the moon is made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A total freakout when you criticize Obama’s team, but you ignore all the facts. You scream, you yell, you call people racists, and you refuse to listen to reason.
"You’re a liberal if you like Obama!", said by someone who still uses a fax machine.
"The economy is bad because of Obama!", from a guy who thinks the government is out to get him.
"I hate Obama more than I hate my ex!", said by someone who still lives with their ex.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When you act like the world is ending because you don’t like Obama’s policies, even though everyone else knows he was right. You blame everything on him and his friends.
"Obama caused the recession!", said by someone who thinks the internet is fake.
"I’m gonna scream if you mention the healthcare law!", from a guy who still uses a typewriter.
"He’s the worst president ever!", said by someone who still thinks the moon landing was fake.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When you go off the rails because you don’t like Obama’s policies, even though all the facts say he was right. You yell, you throw things, and you call people racists just for fun.
"You’re a liberal if you like Obama!", said by someone who still uses a rotary phone.
"I hate Obama more than I hate my mom!", said by someone who still lives with their mom.
"He’s the worst president ever!", from a guy who thinks the moon is made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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