obamastectomy

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a bad operation that cuts the fat out of government stuff and leaves everything worse
The obamastectomy left the program thinner but hungrier.
They did an obamastectomy on the budget and it screamed in pain.
The obamastectomy was like cutting off a leg just to fix a toe.
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a messy way to trim the fat from government stuff and make it look like a disaster
The obamastectomy looked like a kid tried to cook a meal with a knife and a grenade.
They did an obamastectomy and the program just cried.
After the obamastectomy, the program looked like it had been hit by a truck and a pizza.
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a stupid attempt to cut the fat from government stuff and make it look even dumber
The obamastectomy was so stupid, even the fat had a laugh.
They did an obamastectomy and the program just blinked and said 'what?'.
After the obamastectomy, the program looked like it had been hit by a clown and a sandwich.
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