obamassiah

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A loud, angry yell you scream when life kicks you in the nuts and you’re too tired to fight back

'Obamassiah!' I yelled when my pizza got cold and my boss yelled at me.

'Obamassiah!' I said when I saw my dog eat my homework.

'Obamassiah!' I shouted when my phone died during the final exam.

A magical word people use when they think Barack Obama is the second coming of Jesus, but also think he’s a communist who wants to steal your taxes

'Obamassiah!' they said when he gave a speech about healthcare.

'Obamassiah!' they whispered when he passed a new law.

'Obamassiah!' they yelled when they found out he was a socialist.