obamassacre

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Obamassacre is when the middle class got crushed by stupid rules and taxes that made their lives worse and their wallets emptier than a fat kid on a diet.
My mom cried when she got hit with the tanning bed tax. She said it was like being taxed for being pretty.
I got yelled at by my dad for saying ObamaCare was the worst thing since the invention of the microwave.
My uncle lost his job because of all the taxes Obama made. He now works at a taco truck.
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Obamassacre is when the government made everything more expensive and harder to do just because they thought they were cool.
My friend’s dad got fined for not having health insurance. He said ObamaCare was like a pop quiz without studying.
I got a letter from the government saying I owed money for something I didn’t even do.
My cousin’s business went under because of all the taxes. He now sells snacks on the street.
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Obamassacre is when the middle class got kicked in the pants by rules that made no sense and cost them a fortune.
My aunt got hit with a tax for using a tanning bed. She said it was like being taxed for being blonde.
My brother’s dad got fired because of some stupid rule Obama made. He now works at a gas station.
I got yelled at for saying ObamaCare was the worst thing since the invention of the elevator.
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Obamassacre is when the government made life harder for regular people with rules that sounded good but were total garbage.
My mom got hit with a tax for getting a spray tan. She said it was like being taxed for being shiny.
My dad lost his job because of some stupid law Obama made. He now works at a pizza place.
I got called out for saying ObamaCare was the worst thing since the invention of the TV.
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Obamassacre is when the middle class got their money stolen by rules that made no sense and taxes that were total nonsense.
My cousin got fined for not having insurance. He said ObamaCare was like a test he didn’t study for.
I got a letter from the government saying I owed money for something I didn’t even do.
My uncle lost his job because of some stupid rule. He now works at a hot dog stand.
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Obamassacre is when the government turned the middle class into broke people with rules that made everything more expensive and harder to do.
My friend’s dad got hit with a tax for using a tanning bed. He said it was like being taxed for being pretty.
I got yelled at for saying ObamaCare was the worst thing since the invention of the phone.
My uncle lost his job because of some stupid rule. He now sells snacks on the street.
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