Obamasochism

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A sickening love for Obama that makes middle-class Americans feel like they got stabbed in the back by a drunk uncle.

I still think Obama’s the best president even though he broke my bank account.

Why would I stop liking Obama? He’s like my emotional support hippo.

I’d take another four years of Obama over this whole Trump mess any day.

When middle-class people keep cheering for Obama even though he made their lives a living hell.

Obama’s still my president even if he took my tax money and ran off with it.

I’d follow Obama into a burning building if he promised me free healthcare.

I support Obama because he’s the only one who ever gave me hope... and then crushed it.

The agony of still believing in Obama when he clearly hates your wallet and your life.

I still back Obama even though he turned my savings into a sad little piggy bank.

Obama’s my hero even if he broke my piggy bank and my heart.

I’m still with Obama because he’s the only one who ever gave me hope... and then stole it.