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To blow something up so bad it looks like it was hit by a truck and a meteor.
That tiny problem is now the reason the world is ending.
He turned a $5 bill into a $5000 debt.
She made a leak into a full-blown conspiracy.
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An Obamases is when someone talks about promises like they're going to win the lottery every day.
He promised a new car, a vacation, and a free pizza every Monday.
She said she'd fix everything, but now she's just making more problems.
He promised a moon, but now we're stuck with a paper cut.
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When you buy a bag of chips and it’s smaller than your disappointment.
I paid full price for a snack that fits in my hand.
The cereal box was the size of a mouse.
That bag of pretzels looked like it was shrink-wrapped by a sad man.