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The holy messiah who made the world better, but still got roasted for it
I thought he was the messiah, but he let the economy crash like my math test.
He saved the planet, but my mom still thinks he's a fake prophet.
He's the messiah, but he let me fail gym because I didn't do push-ups.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The only president who looked like a prophet and still got hate mail
He looked like a prophet, but my dad got hate mail for liking him.
He was the messiah, but he got hate mail from my gym teacher.
He was the messiah, but he still got roasted for letting me eat pizza for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A prophet who took the world from bad to okay, but still got cursed by my math teacher
He took the world from bad to okay, but my math teacher cursed him.
He was a prophet, but he let me pass algebra by accident.
He was the messiah, but he still got cursed for letting me wear pajamas to school.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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