OBAMASHEEP

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the one family member who does the right thing while everyone else is screwing everything up
My cousin ate the last pizza slice while I was getting yelled at by my dad.
My sister passed the test while I failed because I was distracted by my phone.
My brother finished his homework while I was still eating cereal for dinner.
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the only person who doesn't mess things up when the whole family is making a mess
My mom fixed the dinner when I spilled the soup all over the table.
My uncle showed up with snacks when the party turned into a disaster.
My little brother cleaned his room while I was still fighting with my brother.
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the one person who saves the day when everyone else is making it worse
My dad paid the bill when I got into a fight at the restaurant.
My sister took the blame when I got caught stealing candy.
My cousin helped me fix my bike when I crashed into a tree.
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