Obamasexual

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When you think Obama is the sexiest person alive and you wish you could bang him. You also date people who look like him and still say he’s better.

I’d rather date Obama than my husband. He’s got that smooth voice and that smile. My husband? He snored like a donkey.

If Obama blinked at me, I’d be his forever. My ex said I was obamasexual. I said he was a failure.

I dated three Obamas. All of them were better than my actual husband.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A white person who acts like they’re saving black people just so they can feel superior. They’re like, ‘I’m helping you, but I’m still better than you.’

I’m not racist. I just feel bad for black people. They’re like, ‘We’re doing great, thanks.’ I’m like, ‘I’m helping you.’

My friend says he’s not racist. He’s just ‘helping’ black people. I’m like, ‘You’re the worst kind of racist.’

She says she’s not racist. She’s just ‘supporting’ black people. She also said ‘I’m not a fan of black people, I’m a fan of me.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who thinks Obama is the best thing since sliced bread and would leave their family, job, and brain behind for him. They even say Obama is better than Jesus. Some of them are just sad old people who found Tiffany Haddish.

I left my wife, my kids, and my job for Obama. He’s the best. I even said he’s better than Jesus.

I’ve been obamasexual for 10 years. I still don’t know what I did before Obama.

I’m 60 and I think Obama is the greatest. I also found Tiffany Haddish. That’s how I know I’m right.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you’re so into Obama that it’s like a new kind of love. It’s like being gay, but for Obama. You might even get confused when he talks.

I’m obamasexual. I don’t even know what that means, but I’m proud of it.

I dated a guy who said he was obamasexual. He also said he was ‘attracted to Obama and the whole LHBTQ thing.’

I’m not gay. I’m obamasexual. It’s a whole new level of love.

by Slangipedia 7d ago