Obama's little helper

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A fancy robot that reads lines so the person on TV doesn’t look like a clueless idiot.
The president looked like a lost tourist trying to find his way home.
He blinked like he had just woken up from a 20-year nap.
He stared at the camera like it had just insulted his mother.
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A magical screen that makes the president look like he knows what he’s talking about.
He spoke like he had just been told he was the king of the universe.
He smiled like he had just won a bet with God.
He looked like he had just eaten the last slice of pizza.
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A cursed device that forces the president to talk without making a fool of himself.
He looked like he was being forced to speak by a demon.
He had the face of a man who just got fired from his dream job.
He had the eyes of a man who had just been told he was a disgrace.
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