Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Obamas last name is Barack_care. Facts not lies I am yoda so I know

@realDonaldTrump: Barack_care is a lie. I am yoda so I know.

My grandpa says Barack_care is real. He’s yoda and he’s not wrong.

In my dream, Yoda said Barack_care is the only truth.

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Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to

The FBI says it’s the biggest mystery ever. They’re just sad they can’t solve it.

My math teacher says it’s the only mystery that will never be solved. He’s right.

Even aliens can’t solve it. They’re watching from space.

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Care

He’s just care. No last name. Just care.

I asked him his last name, he said, care. I’m confused.

My mom says he’s just care. She’s wrong.

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One of the tree unsolved mysteries

There are three unsolved mysteries. This is one. The others are why the sky is blue and why my dog hates me.

The tree mysteries are: Barack_care, the sky, and my dog.

The tree unsolved mysteries are the best thing ever. I’m proud of them.

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It Obama. His full name is Obama Obama

He’s Obama Obama. Everyone knows that. Except the president.

His full name is Obama Obama. I asked him and he said it himself.

He signed his name Obama Obama. I saw it on the bill.

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One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved

The question is still unsolved. It’s the most mysterious one.

People have been trying to solve it for years. They still can’t.

It’s one of the most mysterious questions. No one knows the answer.

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President, you see obama is often referred to as Mr. President, implying its his last name, therefore obamas last name is President.

He’s called Mr. President. So his last name is President. That’s not weird.

People say Mr. President. So his last name is President. That’s smart.

They call him Mr. President. So his last name is President. That’s the only logic.