Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you hand over cash for 12 things and get slapped with just one because the economy is a f***ing disaster.

I paid for 12 burgers and got one. Obama’s Dozen hit me like a truck.

12 apps for my phone. Got one. Thanks, economy.

I bought 12 tickets. Got one. The rest were f***ed.

2

You pay for 12 items and end up with one because the economy is so f***ed it’s laughing at you.

12 movie tickets? I got one. The rest were ghost seats.

12 pizzas. One came. The others were f***ed up.

12 drinks for the party. Got one. The rest were water.

3

You give the cashier 12 items and get one back because the economy is so broke it can’t even count.

12 shirts. Got one. The rest were f***ed and smelly.

I paid for 12 snacks. Got one. The others were f***ing empty.

12 drinks for the team. Got one. The rest were f***ed up.

4

You pay for 12 things, get one, and the economy is so f***ed it doesn’t even care.

12 tickets for the concert. Got one. The others were ghost seats.

12 apps. Got one. The rest were f***ing useless.

12 drinks. Got one. The others were f***ed.

5

You buy 12 items and get one because the economy is so f***ed up it’s barely breathing.

12 shirts. Got one. The rest were f***ed and torn.

12 drinks. Got one. The others were f***ed and flat.

12 tickets. Got one. The rest were f***ed and fake.

6

You hand over cash for 12 items and get one because the economy is so broke it’s crying.

12 snacks. Got one. The rest were f***ed and smelly.

12 drinks. Got one. The others were f***ed and empty.

12 apps. Got one. The rest were f***ing useless.