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The blackest, grossest thing you ever saw. Like a burnt-out toilet at a homeless shelter. Michelle Obama’s probably got one too. They all jerk off together with Bill and Hillary. Egg ass niggas.

My cousin said Obama’s dick looked like a burnt-out toilet. He’s never going to get married.

My teacher said Obama’s dick was so bad, it could make a vampire cry.

My dad said Obama’s dick was like a turd in a dark cave.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When you get a tax bill so big, it feels like your soul is being sold at a pawn shop. You cry. You scream. You wish you were dead.

My mom got a tax bill so big, she cried. I had to wipe her nose with a napkin.

I got a tax bill. I went to my room and cried. My dog came in and cried too.

My uncle got a tax bill. He said it was like being hit by a truck.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

What Americans think of their leader. Like a bad pizza that’s been sitting in a hot car for three days. Everyone’s like, ‘Why does he look like that?’

My brother said Obama looked like a bad pizza. He didn’t know what a pizza was.

My teacher said Obama looked like a pizza that got hit by a truck.

My mom said Obama looked like a pizza that was left out in the rain.

by Slangipedia 8h ago