Obamarisation

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Obamarisation is when Obama gets so famous that even the dumbest people on Earth start worshiping him like a god. And not just in America, either.

A taco shop in Russia sells a 'Barack Burrito' that tastes like wet cardboard.

A kid in Nigeria dyed his hair black to look like Obama, but it just looked like a failed science experiment.

A hot dog vendor in Peru claims Obama gave him a blessing through a dream. It was just a hot dog.

Obamarisation is when Obama’s name gets slapped on everything, even if it doesn’t make sense and it’s just a stupid idea.

A soup in Japan is called 'Obama Broth' and it’s just chicken soup with a side of arrogance.

A street in Brazil is named 'Obama Avenue' but it’s just a dirt path.

A gym in Egypt has a 'Barack Burn' class, which is just cardio but nobody shows up.

Obamarisation is like when Obama’s name is so powerful it turns normal things into a mess, just because people think he’s cool.

A pizza in Thailand is named 'Obama’s Choice' but it’s just pineapple on a crust and nobody knows why.

A dance in Nigeria is called 'The Obama Shuffle' but it’s just people standing there confused.

A tree in Mexico is named after Obama, but it’s just a regular tree that nobody asked about.