Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who believes Obama is always right and will fight like a mad dog if you say otherwise.

I’d die before I admitted Trump had a point.

He thinks Obama invented the wheel and the internet.

He got in a fist fight with a stranger over who had the better haircut.

2

A human who thinks Obama can do no wrong and will yell at you if you question him.

He screamed at me for 10 minutes because I said Obama messed up the economy.

He said I was a traitor for not liking Obama’s speeches.

He cried when he found out Obama wasn’t perfect.

3

A person who acts like Obama is god and will throw a tantrum if you say he’s not.

He threw a chair at me when I called Obama ‘just a man.’

He told me I was cursed for doubting Obama’s powers.

He drew a map of the world and claimed Obama was the center of it.

4

Someone who will defend Obama no matter what and will cuss you out if you don’t.

He cussed me out for 20 minutes because I said Obama was wrong about healthcare.

He called me a ‘dumbass’ for not believing Obama could do everything.

He even blamed the weather on me for doubting Obama.

5

A person who thinks Obama is perfect and will fight you like a lunatic if you say he isn’t.

He fought me in the hallway over Obama’s hair.

He said I was a ‘lunatic’ for thinking Obama had any flaws.

He even drew a mustache on Obama’s face and called it a ‘disgrace.’

6

A person who will go to war with you if you question Obama’s greatness.

He threatened to burn down my house if I said Obama was wrong.

He called me a ‘war criminal’ for doubting Obama’s powers.

He drew a sword and said, ‘You will kneel before Obama or die.’