obamapology

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A lazy excuse that sounds like an apology but doesn't fix anything and lets you off the hook.

'I'm sorry I called your mom a fat flamingo,' he said, 'but only because I was stressed about my taxes.'

'I apologize for the way I screamed at the barista,' she said, 'but only because I had a bad day.'

'I’m sorry I called your dad a chicken,' he said, 'but only because I had a bad day.'

When the government acts like it's doing a favor to another country by pretending our problems are worse than theirs, even when they're not.

'We're sorry about Arizona's law,' the government said, 'but China’s treatment of their people is way worse.'

'We feel bad about our own issues,' the ambassador said, 'so we're going to apologize for them just to make China feel better.'

'We’re sorry about our immigration law,' the state department said, 'but China’s forced abortions are way worse.'

The thing Hillary Clinton needs to do every time she says something dumb, like she’s trying to cover it up.

'I’m sorry I said that,' she said, like it was the end of the world.

'I apologize for my bad judgment,' she said, as if it was just a small mistake.

'I’m sorry I made a mistake,' she said, like it was the worst thing ever.