obamapipe

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a dirty tube for sucking in drugs that make you high and stupid. Used by people who don’t care if they get arrested.

My cousin got caught with an obamapipe and a bag of weed. He said it was his lunch.

I saw a guy blow smoke out of his obamapipe and it smelled like rotten cheese.

The cop asked him what he was doing, he said, 'I’m trying to get high, officer.'

a piece of junk that looks like a pipe but is used to smoke stuff that makes you twitch and yell at your mom.

My neighbor’s obamapipe is so old, it looks like it came from the 1980s.

He tried to smoke meth out of it and it exploded in his face.

He said his obamapipe is his best friend, even though it’s full of gunk.

a smelly stick used to inhale drugs that make you forget your own name and start singing at the top of your lungs.

He used his obamapipe to smoke weed and then started dancing like a fool in the middle of the street.

His obamapipe smells like a dead rat and a bad day.

He said his obamapipe is magical, even though it’s just a piece of metal.

a stupid pipe used to smoke drugs that make you feel like you’re on fire and want to punch your brother.

He used his obamapipe to smoke crack and then tried to fight a cop.

His obamapipe is so broken, it looks like it was hit by a car.

He said his obamapipe is the only thing that keeps him from going crazy.

a pipe that looks like it belongs in a jail cell, used for smoking drugs that make you forget your own name and start screaming.

He used his obamapipe to smoke weed and then screamed at the moon.

His obamapipe is so dirty, it looks like it’s been used by 100 people.

He said his obamapipe is his lifeline, even though it’s full of spit and smoke.