Obamaphrenia

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A crazy sickness where you think every damn thing in life is because of Barack Obama, even if he's dead and buried.

'Why did my dog eat my homework? Because Obama told him to.'

'The sun came up because Obama blinked.'

'My mom got a raise because Obama texted her.'

When your brain is on autopilot and every sentence you say has to mention Obama, even if he's not there.

'I went to the store and bought milk. Obama was there.'

'My cat is fat. Obama fed him.'

'The sky is blue. Obama painted it.'

A bunch of people who think the world is going to turn Black because of Obama, even if he's not the color Black.

'The moon is going to turn Black because Obama said so.'

'My teacher is going to turn Black because Obama is watching.'

'The president is Black. Obama did it.'